Retro TV Black Friday Mega Sale

Professional Black Friday e-commerce sale poster, portrait 3:4, playful retro-TV interview style with a 3D ram mascot. [Colors] The frame is a glossy red retro TV casing with rounded corners and rivets, surrounding a cream paper-textured screen; headline type is bold black with red slash accents; the ram is cream wool with brown horns; a yellow "BIG SALE" chevron badge and a black ticker band carry white and yellow type. No frame border. [Layout] Everything sits inside the TV's curved cream screen: the two-line headline at the top with red slash marks; the centre holds a bouncing 3D ram clutching shopping bags, with a red gift box and percent tickets around it, and a fair-skinned hand in a blue sleeve poking in from the left holding a black microphone to the ram; a yellow "BIG SALE" chevron and a black ticker band run across the lower screen; a small white search pill sits on the red casing at the very bottom. [Subject] No people's faces. A cheeky 3D cartoon ram with fluffy cream wool, curly brown horns and a pink tongue out, running forward with a red shopping bag in each hand and a yellow bag hooked on one elbow; a fair-skinned hand in a blue sleeve extends a black handheld microphone toward it from the left edge. [Headline] Top of the screen in fat black brush caps on two lines: "BLACK FRIDAY" and "Fleece These Deals Hard", flanked by red slash accents. Lower band: a yellow chevron badge "BIG SALE"; a black ticker band reads "TODAY'S HEADLINE: Shop the fleece off Black Friday!" with a sub-line "Your shopping buddy is live — happiness keeps climbing". [Badges] On the red casing below the screen, a white rounded search pill reads "BLACK FRIDAY MEGA SALE" with a magnifier icon; a yellow circular cart button sits on the screen's right edge. [Mood] Giddy, meme-flavoured fun; a talk-show ram interview staging Black Friday as breaking shopping news.